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Hello Calculus!

 

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Grupo finito simple de orden dos…

Süss

Escucha, con mucho cariño, esta canción:

Finite Simple Group of order two

 

The path of love is never smooth
But mine’s continuous for you
You’re the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You’re my Axiom of Choice, you know it’s true

But lately our relation’s not so well-defined
And I just can’t function without you
I’ll prove my proposition and I’m sure you’ll find
We’re a finite simple group of order two

I’m losing my identity
I’m getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we’re one-to-one you’ll see what I’m about
‘Cause we’re a finite simple group of order two

Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified

When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense

I’m living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
‘Cause all I see are zeroes, it’s a cruel trap
But we’re a finite simple group of order two

I’m not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we’re a mirror pair, me and you,
So let’s apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let’s be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: “Why not three?”)

I’ve proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let’s both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.

Teorema de Rolle ( Oppa Rolle´s Theorem)

Fermat , Fermat

Derive me, maybe? ( limits were so bad……)

 

I made a wish about you 
x of t is 22
I looked to you for a clue
v of t decreasing 

I’d make the graph concave up
the integral I’d set up 
rotate it into a cup
radius increasing 

study the relation
trying integration
graph the correlation
why’d you use u-substitution?

hey! Ijust met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

it’s hard to integrate
without you baby
but here’s my du 
derive me maybe

hey! I just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

and all the secants
intersect me
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

Itook the range and domain
you found that it  was no pain
limits all over the plane
you made them undefined

can’t find your min or your max
you just stopped dead in your tracks
gotta remember the facts
to find the graph’s design

study the relation
trying integration
graph the correlation
why’d you use u-substitution?

hey!I just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

it’s hard to integrate
without you baby
but here’s my du 
derive me maybe

hey! i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

and all the secants
intersect me
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

before i learned l’hopital’s rule 
limits were so bad
limits were so bad
limits were so so bad

before i learned l’hopital’s rule
limits were so bad
i know too well that
limits were so so bad

it’s hard to integrate
without you baby
but here’s my du 
derive me maybe

hey! i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

and all the secants
intersect me
but here’s my du
derive me maybe

before i learned l’hopital’s rule 
limits were so bad
limits were so bad
limits were so so bad

before I learned l’hopital’s rule
limits were so bad
and you should know to
derive me, maybe?

 

That´s Mathematics¡¡

 

 

Aquí tenemos la letra…….

 

Feliz Navidad

Y para terminar…….., algo eterno

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